It’s been one hell of a weekend. That much is for sure. My mind, body, and soul are simply sore. You know, the kind of sore that you would get from passing out drunk in a field, or sleeping two deep in a twin sized bed. I feel like someone threw me out of a window onto a speeding car. Ka-blooie! Anyway, it was one of the better weekends I have had in sometime, even though Michigan State sucks donkey balls and sometimes, blonde chicks are the fucking devil.
Highlights of the weekend…
“Dude, I’m Jewish” (response someone gave when asked about drinking Saturday morning.)
Going to the liquor store and getting 11 dollars for change that was supposed to be 10.01 (Ten…and one)
Visual proof of me passing out drunk in the middle of a tailgating field.
Ending Saturday night by seeing a sorority girl stick her head out of a BMW in front of us and puking her sweet little heart out.
A full weekend, by any standard.