You know, I have a really interesting, warped, and uncalled for story to tell you all, and let me tell you, this bitch is a barnburner…well, not really, but it includes the following:

A wet T-Shirt contest

A woman I once forced myself on way back in 2000 (Which would have worked 30 minutes before if it weren’t for another girl in the room saying “If you touch him, I’m gonna tell your fiancee”)

Old friends now bitter rivals

Lesbian propositions

A really nice Christmas tree with presents still wrapped up

Phantom Marijuana

An Indecent Proposal

Wannabe Prostitutes living less than 30 feet away from me

A Cell Phone locked in a Yukon

All this happened last night in the course of 3 hours, and let me tell you, those were some iffy hours at that.

I would tell the story, but I have 9 minutes left in this library…hmmm.  Maybe I’ll go Downtown…

Trust me, you’ll want to hear the rest…or maybe not.  Depending on your levels of tolerance…


One response

  1. Anonymous

    Like the new profile pic, I hope things are gravy!

    December 27, 2004 at 5:55 pm

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