Great Caesar’s Ghost…
I am happy now, no longer hateful, but damnit if I don’t feel like the bottom of someone’s shoe right at this very moment.
Last night was a beast, I mean in no uncertain terms it was a beast…
So I get my fat ass up and shlep over to Chi Phi for our first party of
the semester. I lost some faith in my so-called “brothers”, because the
last couple of parties we hosted have been 7 shades of booty, or whack,
as the kids in the street call it. I really wasn’t expecting
much, but things got out of hand as soon as I started drinking the
fruity concoction with that special ingredient known as
Woot, as the girls in the yard say…
So here I am, being Mr. Social. I mean I was everywhere. I
spent a good portion of time flirting with the house full of sorority
girls, seeing if I could get a rise out of any of them. One
incident did spark some controversy, when I went to get a drink, I felt
that I didn’t need to be in line, so of course, I drunkenly
yelled…”Bros before Hoes”, and some in the crowd weren’t too
appreciative, but that’s ok, they all had magnificent breasts, and I
wasted no time telling them. Ha.
The party plowed on for quite some time and then began to thin
out. As it was, I got a phone call from T, who was asking how the
action was at the party. I told her things were thinning out, but
there was plenty of booze left, so we’d get her if she wanted to
come. Me and the Designated Driver ended up going after her,
where we all ended up hanging out and doing a critique of Teri Polo’s
pictorial in the latest issue of Playboy. For someone with maybe
a high B-low C cup, Teri has some awesome breasts, something that Ben
Stiller made a testimonial about in Meet the Fockers, and goddamn it if
he weren’t lyin…
T and I ended up coming back here because we got into a long drawn out
discussion about horror movies, and I told her about this movie called
Suspiria, which is a classic to me. To be honest, I don’t think
we made it through 30 minutes of that movie before we were both passed
She woke up and left at like 7, and I slept until it was time to drag my mangy ass to class, and I did.
Slept in French
Slept in Telecom
Probably will not go to Disease and the Human Body..maybe.
So there’s my Friday in a nutshell. Who knows what horrid mess
will happen next, all I know is that I need to eat something before I
This is Daddy Hot Mess signing off…kapow!